Nuclear

To politicians everywhere,

Nuclear power, nuclear weapons, and nuclear everything are important issues which you should talk about.  However, before you talk about nuclear issues, you should first learn how to pronounce nuclear.  Like this: nü-klē-ər.  If that's too complicated: Here.

So how do you not say nuclear?  You don't say it New, Cue, Lar. I don't know what that is, but it's definitely not what you think it is.

I'm looking at you Palin.

Sincerely,

Ian McEachern